21 Questions Asian People Are Sick Of Answering

“What kind of Asian are you?” Specific to East Asians.

1. “Let me guess: Are you Chinese?”

If I say, “Yes,” you’re going to say you could totally tell.
If I say, “No, I’m ____,” you’re going to say that that was your second guess.

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2. “What ARE you?”

Are you asking me where I’m from?
“Yeah, where are you from?”
“Nooo, like, where are you really from?”
“Noooooo, like, where are your PARENTS from?”

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3. “But what kind of Asian are you?”

A very jovial kind.

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4. “Can you tell the difference between the different types of Asian?”

Science says cheekbone height determines the spectrum of Asian.

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5. “I heard they eat dogs. Do they really eat dogs over there?”

Why does it feel like I’m personally being judged for a cultural vice practiced by a tiny piece of the population.

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6. “…have you ever eaten dog?”

Literally all the time. My mom’s dish you tried last night?


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7. “Are you related to [anyone with the last name Lee, Kim, Chen, Nguyen]?”

Yup, the 1.2 million Kims in South Korea comprise one big family.

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8. This:

Believe it or not, some of us have both academic and social skills. Groundbreaking, I know.

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9. “Are your parents strict?”

Only about racially ignorant presumptions of other households.

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10. “Like, do you have to marry someone from your own culture?”

Only if Confucius says so.

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11. “Do you get in trouble if you don’t get straight A’s?”

I’m only reprimanded if I ask dumb questions.

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12. Specifically to females: “Are you attracted to Asian guys?”

I’m attracted to anyone who’s…attractive?

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13. *Anything ever said on OKCupid to Asian females*

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14. “What’s your REAL Asian name?”

I will tell you only if you promise not to attempt to pronounce it.

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15. “Omg you speak fluently? How do you say ______ in Korean/Chinese/Japanese/etc.?”


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16. “Why are your eyes like that?”

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17. “Are you really good at karaoke?”

Wow, what a completely stereotypical assumption to make.

But yes, I am.

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18. “Are you really good at Ping-Pong?”

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19. “How are you guys all so skinny?”

‘Cause calories shoot right to our brains, WHICH IS HOW WE’RE SO SMART.

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20. “Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like [one of the few Asian actors in Hollywood]?”

“Harold” from Harold & Kumar? Brenda Song? Bruce Lee? Gong Li? Sandra Oh? What else you got?

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21. “Wait — can you understand the other Asian languages?”


Because they are literally other languages.

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Tanya Chen is a senior editor for BuzzFeed and is based in Toronto.
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