Buzz·Posted on Apr 1, 201510 Easy Steps To Pissing Off A Canadian On April Fools'If your heart is ice cold today.by Tanya ChenBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Step One: Take a pitcher and box of KD, and follow the following pictorial directions. Step Two: Place a poster of our bright young starlet on a Canadian's windshield, dabble it over with water, let it sit overnight. Step Three: Dip cotton balls in water, place them neatly on the same (or another) car, let it sit overnight. Step Four: For provinces that are still snowy, build a snowman... up to their bedroom window. Step Five: Build this kind of cake. Step Six: Swap out the milk for watered down American beer. Step Seven: You'll need a bucket and some snow handy. And a lot of time. But you, too, could be... The greatest asshole in the country today. Step Eight: Or, in a more classically dickish style, do this. Step Nine: DIY a Kinder Surprise ...with a real egg inside. Step Ten: Tell them THIRD WINTER is coming. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Just kidding — April Fools'! NOPE, THIS IS NO JOKE FOR SOME CANADIANS ON APRIL 1. On behalf of everyone else: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF