17 Things Canadians Have Tried To Smuggle Over The Border

    Sorry, America.

    Tanya Chen
    by Tanya Chen

    BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

    1. 51 turtles

    theguardian.com

    2. 1,007 turtles

    cbc.ca

    3. Cheese

    niagarafallsreview.ca

    4. A person

    ctvnews.ca

    5. 10 kilograms (22 pounds) of pot in a car

    vancouversun.com

    6. 22 kilograms (55 pounds) of pot in a foosball table

    nydailynews.com

    7. ...in a maple syrup can

    bringmethenews.com

    8. 13 kilograms (30 pounds) of cocaine

    stabroeknews.com

    9. $1.6 million-worth of Xanax

    nypost.com

    10. A rhino horn

    globalnews.ca

    11. Narwhal tusks

    thewire.com

    12. Deadly bacteria

    ottawacitizen.com

    13. Fake Hoverboards

    grandforksherald.com

    14. Kinder Surprises

    cbc.ca

    15. More Kinder Surprises

    theblaze.com

    16. And more Kinder Surprises

    travel.cnn.com

    17. We are all dirty, dirty Canadian criminals

    Erik Nordby @ErikNbdjam

    Just smuggled three cartons of kinder eggs across the border. Street value, about 100 dollars per egg #ThugLife

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    Sorry. But we are your number one underground supplier of live turtles and chocolate eggs.