1. The kid who saw water for the very last time:
2. The son who fessed up, and lived to tell his story:
3. The guy who thought this was worth the Vine:
He's now dead.
4. And the guy who thought pregnancy jokes would be taken with any semblance of humor:
5. Anyone who has ever attempted to clapback their parents:
6. Anyone who believes scaring them is all "for fun":
7. It would be...
8. ...their last time:
9. The kid who suddenly forgot who his father was:
10. The kid who *lowers head, Catholic crosses self* told his mom to shut up:
11. The kid who screamed:
12. And the kid who would thereby lose his voice forever.
13. The son who dared to meddle when Mom's on the phone:
14. And the one who ate in the car:
15. The legend of the kid who cussed:
Some say he was never seen again.
16. And the guy who gambled with life itself when he dropped this line to his mom.
RIP this guy.