It is October 19, 2015 and we have reached peak Canada.
IN CANADA, TONIGHT, HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, IS:
1. A major federal election taking place where the Liberals have swept Atlantic Canada, and are dominating or elected in every riding.
Atlantic Canada, 2011 vs. 2015. Follow our live coverage: https://t.co/jrWfqGQIdw #elxn42
UPDATE: Liberals will form a majority government in Canada.
2. There is an emotional game 3 for the Toronto Blue Jays, where they're down two games against the Kansas City Royals, and where they just scored a 2-run homer preceded by a 3-run homer for now a 10-4 lead. Just now. Real life.
OMG!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! @BringerOfRain20 2 RUN HOMERUN!!!!!!!! THIS TEAM IS ON FIRE!!!!!! MAKING CANADA PROUD!!!!!!! @BlueJays LEADING 9-2
@BlueJays fans watching the #ALDS at home... #ComeTogether #Toronto #OMG
UPDATE: Jays take Game 3, now trailing Royals 1-2 in the series.
3. And then Drake done dropped his dead'ing video to "Hotline Bling" and we are all on the floor, tears drenching the carpet like whyyyyyy daddyyyyyyyyyy why now 😭😭😭💀💀💀
So in summation: Canada is winning at everything, and no one in Canada can handle it right now. We'll let the CAPSLOCK explain:
ARE YOU WATCHING -THE JAYS GAME -THE ELECTION -HOTLINE BLING VIDEO OUT NOW bc i'm watching all 3 and i am not alive : )
WHAT IS DRAKE DOING I CAN'T WATCH HOTLINE BLING AND THE GAME AND THE ELECTION ALL AT THE SAME TIME
DEAR @DRAKE PLEASE PATRIOTICALLY DO NOT POST #HOTLINEBLING VIDEO TILL #CANADA #ELXN42 ELECTION POLLS CLOSE @ 7PM PST
Live footage of us trying to keep up tonight:
Live footage of how blessed we feel:
And the rest of the world:
there is ~too~ much canada content in my feed. this is america. please.
Byyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee. CANADA 2K15.
