1. The night before an audition is sacred. Do. Not. Disturb.
2. And we don't want to talk about it afterwards.
Honestly, we're better left alone to mill over the possible outcomes while listening to Original Broadway Cast Recordings on a loop.
3. We love you, but we will hang up if our agent is on the other line.
4. You will be asked endless questions about our casting bracket.
5. When we actually get a job, we expect an overwhelmingly positive reaction from you.
6. We can't help you get your mortgage application approved. Sorry.
7. We can't wait for you to send us flowers on opening night.
8. When you come to see the show, you literally have to text in the interval to tell us how much you're loving it.
9. We can’t meet you straight from work, because straight from work we look like this:
The glamorous life of an actress! End of Act2 About to get washed down with a bucket of cold water. @CarrieMusicalUK
Give us ten minutes for a shower and we'll be totally ready for cuddles.
10. When we ask you for a massage, we're not necessarily talking about the sexy kind.
11. Sometimes it's hard to know if we're joking or being serious.
12. We're super sociable, and love to meet new people.
13. We will make a public announcement whenever anything major happens in our lives.
Well...lets do the Time Warp...one last time. #blessed #berlin #RockyHorror @RockyHorrorEU
Like starting, finishing or simply doing a job. Which, incidentally, gives you ample opportunity to send us more flowers, or prep a nice celebratory dinner after we've done a #ThreeShowDay.
14. We reserve the right to Whatsapp you whenever we want, but don't ask tricky questions about our relationship after the half-hour call.
15. It's last-minute holidays or none at all.
16. It might seem like we have double standards.
17. We will probably crush on our co-star.
18. And we won't stop talking about our Show Husband, Show Wife or Show Dog.
Legally Blonde pics with stage wife @Show_Jo and Nancy the dog!! #LegallyBlondeKH
They are just soooo great. Sorry babe, but this is just another one of those cute actor quirks you'll learn to love.
19. We live for applause.
We may ask you to applaud us on our day off.
We just want to make people happy, you know.
20. We aren’t giving up acting. Ever.
21. And more than anything, we dream of the day we can thank you in an awards speech, and reveal your pet-name to the world.
