‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Sidney Claus’
This is how R. Kelly’s Christmas album might sound
Players dressed like like Buzz Lightyear, a giant baby and a pirate
Some people don’t know how to act after 21 years of losing
The soap, the water, OH THE HORROR!
She asked the goat to not eat her pants. The goat responded with a head butt.
Hockey is back and Manti Teo’s GF is still fake
Includes Sidney Crosby decapitating an owner with a slapshot
We all know at least one person that was ‘moving to Canada’ if Obama won
He’s DEFINITELY excited about 4 more years
Impressive tribute to Mario, Tetris, Pokémon, Halo, Space Invaders, Pac-Man and Zelda
‘I’m not fu**ing Justin Bieber you motherf***ers”
Clint Eastwood and Invisible Obama have nothing on a Hologram Reagan with Tupac voice
Wiz might have gotten some Cruella Deville inspiration for his album cover
Double TRAIN-bow all the way across the tracks.
Scheduled tweet about getting “bulletproof abs” hours after mass shooting
America wants to see some Presidential kisses!!!
She wanted to pose to celebrate turning 40