The Gospel according to Fred Rogers.

i’ve seen a video on the woman who paints with her tits! perhaps a few of these also have a grain of truth. okay, a very few.

i love stinky moldy cheese. sometimes i threaten my children with it.

i can’t even imagine eating waffles and chicken at the same time. not big on waffles, plus sweet and savory in the same mouthful… ew ew ew. i thought chicken and waffle was something somehow Black and racist. like, chicken and watermelon flavour or something.

the girl in 7 and 8 is dangerously thin, even by model standards. she needs to be taken off the runway and given treatment (and probably a little love). the hair on her arms isn’t just regular arm hair, it’s lanugo, and it’s one of the signs her body is going into survival mode. this is the kind of thing the fashion industry was trying to cut down on, if i remember correctly.

#5 good ol’ JR! his sauce is slobberknocker!

some of these are okay; but never, never eat green meat!!

i tried the silk tie one last year, and i had a hard time getting the patterns to transfer. great idea, hard to duplicate.

Islam has a standard of modesty. a sleeveless, chest-baring dress is nothing to us, but she might as well be naked in their eyes. when i read that her image was changed, i was thinking of something much worse. this is an excellent compromise, as it keeps Michelle glamorous and beautiful, while observing modest customs. everybody wins!