1. Anticipation.
2. Preparation.
3. Excitement.
4. Determination.
You're through the doors, grabbing that yellow plastic bag on the way. You're ready. You can DO this!
It's a rollercoaster.
You're through the doors, grabbing that yellow plastic bag on the way. You're ready. You can DO this!
Can people not walk faster? Is it necessary to block a whole aisle?
This place is a maze. WTF is happening.
Like, you thought you were ready. You thought you were prepared. And now you're lost in the kids bedding section and have no idea how to get out.
Suddenly you want everything and anything and don't care about any sort of budget anymore. A fake pot plant for your kitchen? Sure. A second toilet paper roll holder? Definitely need it. Six pillows for your bed? Of course.
WHY IS THAT PERSON LYING ON THE BED, I NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG???
You've been there for over an hour, and you're completely and utterly done with the human population.
"THESE CANDLES ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM."
Who knew one store could be SO exhausting.
The only way to beat it, is to get through it.
You've made it. You're going home with so many fun, new things! You don't even care about the price tag anymore, you're just so relieved to be done.
Now you have to go home and build the fuckers.