1. 1. Sweet Mouth Gold
Shove it in your mouth!
2. 2. New Lungs
If this turns out to be real, I’m going to feel really bad for laughing.
3. 3. For the zombie apocalypse
4. 4. Collector grade
At least it’s uneaten…but once the zombies arrive, our standards may lower.
5. 5. Signed by Charles Barkley
As all good snacks should be.
6. 6. Blessed Twinkie
Evidently blessed by a priest…?
7. 7. This one’s not even a Twinkie
I see what you did there…
8. 8. And at last…the $3 million box of Twinkies!
Get it while you can!
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