Music Buzz This is way more impressive than just playing "Old Macdonald Had A Farm" on your handset. Impressive, and also somehow very sad.
Culture Buzz Why are videos of children causing themselves harm so endlessly amusing? The people who film their kids hurting themselves (and each other) have turned YouTube into one large America's Funniest Home Videos, which is just fine by me (though I'd be even more excited about videos of Bob Saget getting hurt).
Sports Buzz Video footage of a drunken Belarusian soccer referee being helped off the field. Referee Sergei Shmolik had to be helped as he staggered off the field during a match in Minsk over the weekend. He complained of back pain but blood tests showed he was just really drunk, which seems like a natural mistake to make.
Culture Buzz The globe-trotting dancer returns with another installment. This video -- showing Matt and a cast of thousands dancing badly at spots all around the globe -- is both boldly cheesy and oddly inspiring, and suddenly everywhere.
TV Buzz Cutting down Andy Rooney's 60 Minutes monologues -- keeping only his first and last sentences -- changes them from windy rants to haiku-like gems. It's got the same bizarre impact as Garfield Minus Garfield.
Tech Buzz Imagine if your life worked just like it does on the mammoth social network. Scary, right? Because, really, if someone ever actually claimed aloud to be looking for "random play," you'd probably suggest they immediately get tested for "random STD's."
Culture Buzz Kittens + treadmills = YouTube sub-genre!! Look at the cats, so mesmerizing on their treadmills. Walk, kitty, walk!!!
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