1. It's basically art:
2. And the halal guys are the artists:
4. The math is clear:
5. It's the greatest value in the world:
Is there any greater pleasure/price ratio for food in Manhattan than the halal cart?
6. The smell is heaven:
7. Hot sauce/white sauce is like the yin/yang of flavor:
8. It's the perfect late-night food:
9. You literally don't even care if you have to wait in a long line:
10. Because it's worth it:
11. All this deliciousness in a convenient styrofoam container:
12. The couple that halals together stays together:
13. My anaconda don't want none unless you want the combo platter, hon:
Honestly if you don't get as excited as I do when you see a halal cart we can't date ✋
14. You just "need it in you":
15. IT COMPLETES YOU:
Halal, is it me you're looking for?
16. And the pain of separation is deep:
when you pass by a halal cart but don't have any cash on you to buy anything
17. So, it's pretty devastating when things don't work out:
the halal cart wasn't there
18. Basically, halal cart can achieve world peace:
19. PER👏FEC👏TION
