1. When someone asks you if you like cheese:
2. Cheese provides more satisfaction than anything else in your life:
3. Cheese products make you emotional:
4. Your love for cheese is hypnotic:
5. Cheese is always by your side:
6. You refuse to part from your beloved:
7. This is your idea of romance:
8. Your love for cheese rivals Liz Lemon's affections for it:
9. It's an all-consuming love:
10. You miss it:
11. You need it:
12. You crave it:
13. Oh yeahhhhhhh:
14. Because no other food compares:
