Drunk caroling, it’s like group karaoke, everyone’s wasted and no one can hit the notes.
You’re going to be about four drinks in when your friend decides to take a picture of you dancing and having a good time. You’ll try to turn around in time to look sexy, but you won’t, you’ll look like this.
Creepy Santa will touch you inappropriately.
Someone will bring fruit cake and you’re going to have to pretend you like it.
You’re going to see your drunk mom/grandma/co-worker/boss giving her all on the dance floor and it will be awkward, but you won’t be able to look away.
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›