What Happens When You Only Answer With Blank Space Lyrics On Tinder

So I decided to seduce my tinder lovers with the help of Taylor Swift just to see how they would react. The results are not that bad.

1. First, I met this poor french guy who didn't understand a thing.

2. After, I met this guy who's kissing a girl on his profile pic. He didn't reply. Enough said.

3. Then, this french guy told me he had a girlfriend and asked me if it was okay for us to be friends. Sure.

***Translation: "Hey sorry, I'm in a relationship! We can be friends if you want"

4. I've been competing with that guy to see which one of us is the craziest. Think I won.

5. Guys are actually really into your lyrics T-swizzle.

6. Thanks to you Taylor, I'm all they've been looking for.

But they're still trying to be crazier than you...

7. But boys always want more.

8. Tay, you make them bad guys want to be good. Good job.

9. The whole song just works perfectly.

10. Finally, Taylor, I think I actually found your perfect match.

You can thank me later ;)