6 Things You Didn't Know About Birds

how about that?

birds are neither alive nor dead

birds are composed of necrotic tissue sewn together by the author of all sin (Beelzebub)

birds have no need for water

birds use their feathers to atomize oxygen in the air, which is then absorbed into their hydrolical sack and transferred to aquification points via the vitreous humour stream

birds are in a perpetual state of orgasm

after birds go through puberty they enter the "exothermic arousal" stage (known as the coming); this can last up to 60 years!

birds have the most chill vibes in the animal kingdom

When Jah (king of kings) come down from Zion he choose birds to reunite the lost tribes of judah and return them unto the highest of high pillars of Babylon.

birds can predict the future

Birds always know when there are going to be earthquakes and other disasters. Typically pet birds are aware of the day you will die.

If you stare into the eyes of a bird during a full moon you will die

Legend has it that just like the blue moon with hues of blue and gray, a due of death today, a blue moon rises in the west, a love is a death, with a beginning and end.