1. Laziness is a real thing that happens to real people.
Its a burden.
3. Making decisions can be very difficult.
What to do?
6. Sometimes its funny how easy it is.
7. Being on time is a funny joke.
Everyone needs to lower their expectations.
8. Ignoring people can be challenging.
Sometimes they just don’t take a hint.
9. But doing nothing is always the goal.
Live the dream!
10. Eating doesn’t have to be strenuous.
Try to move as little as possible.
11. Naps are the most important things…
For health reasons.
13. Sweatpants = wardrobe.
14. Couches are the most undervalued members of society.
I APPRECIATE YOU!
16. So it’s best to make it as easy as possible.
17. Eating in bed a regular occurrence.
18. Dropping the remote is the worst thing that could happen.
Oh good, another TLC marathon!
19. You spend too much time reaching for things without moving.
20. Playing games isn’t really considered a “fun” activity.
Unless its a slice of pizza, I’m not getting up.
21. There really should have been a “not gonna do that” major.
Straight A’s for everyone! (Because the teacher is too lazy to actually grade.)
22. Waking up is the worst.
Why does it happen so early?
23. It’s important to remember who you are.
Don’t change for other people, you do you.