College Holidays, The Definitive Breakdown
College students will adapt the traditions and cultural heritage of any race or religion if it means they’ll have an excuse to drink alcohol!
St. Patrick’s Day: drinking Irish beer.
MLK day: drinking on Monday (possibly with your black friends).
Halloween: drinking in a ridiculous costume.
Thanksgiving: drinking with your entire family.
Christmas: drinking eggnog; New Year’s- Drinking your parents’ fancy wine.
Boxing day: drinking Canadian beer.
Valentine’s day: Drinking alone.
Easter: Drinking fruity cocktails while doing something that will inevitably end up online tomorrow.
4th of July: drinking in an obnoxious flag tee shirt while your uncle cooks burgers.
Cinco de Mayo: drinking in a sombrero (possibly with your Mexican friends, although probably not).
BONUS. Passover: Drinking manischewitz with the mishpocha.
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