Why William Tappan Kenny And Cady Heron Of Mean Girls Are Actually The Same Person

Happy Golden Birthday William.

First they're both so excited to finally start public school

They start by making some weird friends

And although everything is new, they still take solace in thinking about math.

But then comes the queen bee...

Who first takes them under their wing

And both have a friend who can't seem to figure out how to act in public.

The queen bee then says to them "get in loser we're going shopping."

They want so badly to fit in with everyone

There is a halloween party, where they find out that they missed the memo about dressing up in lingerie.

They long from afar for the one they love.

A few months later they perform a sultry group dance number

And slowly over time they become more and more occupied by their appearances

Soon they realize that the queen bee is no friend of theirs, and with the help of some friends, begin plotting against them.

They sabotage the queen bee's diet

(finished eating before everyone else...)

(craftily watches from afar, smiles with an sinister sense of accomplishment).

Eventually, the queen bee's army of skanks start flocking to them instead.

And they wonder, "am I the new queen bee?"

Things get out of hand

But finally they come to their senses and announce to the world what they now see is most important in life.

And end up with the person they've been longing for