1. When it knew exactly how you feel scrolling through your crush's Facebook:
2. When it nailed the utterly WTF nature of these Japanese novelty underpants:
3. When it perfectly summed up your feelings on pancakes:
4. When it asked the important questions:
5. When it showed you how to take flattering nudes:
6. When it understood your commute frustrations:
7. When it cryptically captured your social anxiety:
I don't like falling into a wheel with anyone, known or unknown https://t.co/d7i372gZ6k
8. When it described this very special shindig:
9. When it empathized with your relationship issues:
10. When it gave Gunther no reciprocity in this Russian Friends fanfic:
11. When it used a definite article to underscore the gravity of this tale:
12. When it articulated the deep existential angst of #avocadoproblems:
13. When it calmly addressed your medical concerns:
14. When it poetically described this truth of being tall:
15. And revealed the benefits of dating a tall person:
16. When it brought you your daily moment of Zen:
17. When it understood your social circle:
18. And when it actually translated this German headline accurately:
