1. I have officially decided to start my new health kick.
2. I strut in the gym, ready to work up a sweat.
3. I walk past the group classes to see if they look interesting.
4. They don’t…
5. I make my way into the main room trying to find a machine to use.
6. Then I spot one!! THE. LAST. ELLIPTICAL!
7. Next to me I have a girl on a treadmill who still looks flawless on mile six.
9. I try lifting some weights…and get bored way too quickly.
10. I quickly walk by all the bros trying to show off with how much weight they can lift.
11. Not impressed.
12. I epically fail trying to use a new machine by a cute guy to impress him.
13. Then there are the girls who are WAYYY too overdressed for the gym.
15. I see that one girl at the gym.
16. And I am just like, ‘Why can’t I be like that?!’
17. Time to stretch. Something I know I am good at.
18. Finally, I am done and it is time to get out of here.
19. The next day…
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