In high school, relationships were easy...
Time for STAGE ONE of Young Adult Dating: Hit on Everyone in Sight.
You've finally made enough bad decisions to be ready for STAGE TWO: Your First Serious Adult Relationship.
Uh-oh, here comes STAGE THREE: Your First Huge Breakup.
Sounds like you're ready for STAGE FOUR: Forever Alone.
Time for STAGE FIVE: Hooking Up with the Next Crazy Asshole You Meet.
THE FINAL STAGE is the best part of your twenties/life: realizing how awesome you are, with and without a relationship.