Top Ten Reasons Why You Make A Great Brother

Sick burns by me, aged ten. Part of our awesome keepsakes project.

2. A Translation:

10. You would have made an ugly sister.

9. It’s nice to be known as the “Good Looking One”.

8. I look like a genius next to you.

7. You supply me with all the baseball caps I need.

6. When you hit me it doesn’t even hurt.

5. You give good Xmas presents.

4. At Valentine’s Day it’s fun to make your Valentine.

3. You help me get in touch with the nerds.

2. You serve as a good example of a dense brother.

1. You are gone to the mall alot (I don’t have to bear you all day).

3. P.S. Secretly, my brother is awesome…

A picture of him circa 1988, helping me get in touch with the nerds.

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