A 25-Step Guide To The Perfect Summer Day

    Everything you must do to make every day of Summer 2012 the best day of your life. Now we all just have to quit our jobs to make it happen, and it will be the BEST SUMMER OF ALL TIME!

    1. WAKE UP

    2. Treat yourself to a shower beer

    3. Eat breakfast

    4. Suit up

    5. Don't forget to accesorize!

    6.

    7. Go to the beach...

    8. To swim in the ocean!

    9. And to bury yourself in the sand!

    10. And to build sandcastles!

    11. No beach nearby? Go to the pool...

    12. But make sure to use protection!

    WHEW! You deserve a nap

    13. Bolt out of bed to chase down the ice cream truck

    14. So you can have a popsicle...

    15. Or a sno-cone

    16. Take in an afternoon baseball game...

    17. Or, play your own game

    18. Find some fireworks and a sunset

    19. Grab a beverage

    20. Kick out the summertime jams

    21. Get your friends together

    22. Kiss your sweetheart

    23. Nosh

    24. Catch a late-night summer blockbuster

    25. PASS OUT

    And REPEAT... all summer long!