1.
No, I don't want to go for a walk.
2.
Yes, I know it's nice outside.
3.
But this is also nice.
4.
And you know what ISN'T nice?
8.
Wouldn't you rather just take a nap?
9.
Does being a dog REALLY mean I have to go along on your stupid adventures?
10.
Wouldn't you like to just stay home with a frosty beverage?
12.
What is this sofa for anyway?!
13.
It's definitely not for this "walking" shit.
17.
It's okay if the couch is taken.
20.
Being a dog shouldn't have to be all this work.
21.
Isn't looking at my face enough for you?