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He has produced over 50 paintings of puppies.
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And they are excellent paintings indeed!
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He recently posted what might be the greatest photograph of all time to Facebook.
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And arranged for the best White House lawn portrait ever.
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He obviously understands that having dogs do people things is the funniest thing.
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He even got creative with it.
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And he also enjoys cats (obviously a requirement to work here).
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He is clearly as fascinated by tiny, tiny owls as we are.
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George always recognized the comedic potential of the presidential turkey pardoning.
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He is friendly with the growing bunny community.
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He's even cautiously interested in parrots!
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More importantly, he put little hats on his dog.
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He understands that animals make people happy.
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After all, Barney made him happy.
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In conclusion, George W. Bush, we implore you to listen to your heart.
