15 Reasons George W. Bush Should Come Work For BuzzFeed Animals
BuzzFeed Animals is currently hiring an Associate Animals Editor, and George, your offer is officially on the table.
1. He has produced over 50 paintings of puppies.
According to his art teacher, Bonnie Flood, Bush’s first artistic love was puppies before he moved on to landscapes. We’d like to get him back in touch with his original love: George, if you come to BuzzFeed, you may paint for us as many puppies as your heart desires.
2. And they are excellent paintings indeed!
Here’s one he did of Barney Bush, who recently passed away.
3. He recently posted what might be the greatest photograph of all time to Facebook.
4. And arranged for the best White House lawn portrait ever.
“All black everything.”
5. He obviously understands that having dogs do people things is the funniest thing.
7. And he also enjoys cats (obviously a requirement to work here).
This is the latest animal addition to the Bush family: a cat named Bob. BOB.
And here he is playing with his cat, Ernie, back in 2000.
8. He is clearly as fascinated by tiny, tiny owls as we are.
9. George always recognized the comedic potential of the presidential turkey pardoning.
15. In conclusion, George W. Bush, we implore you to listen to your heart.
Come work for BuzzFeed Animals, where we will never ask you to paint anything other than a puppy. Apply within.
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jak15 2 months agodidn’t he just go the cayman islands and give a speech to some corp. crooks. Were they thanking him for those loopholes that keep 2 trillion a year off shore. Rethugs goal is to cut all programs agencies the rich don’t need and redistribute it to tax cuts for corp.s in the same bill, just like walker did in wis. for the koch crooks,and he bragged about it,.
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SarcasticSurrealist 2 months ago
After painting these, I kinda wish I was there so I could pat his head and be like, “Good job, buddy!”. And then I’d take him out for ice cream.
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“Stay away from Uncle Dick, Georgie.” -
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krisztinai 2 months agoHe seems like a nice person who’s good at a lot of things. I think we can all agree that the presidency just wasn’t one of them.
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kimberlyp3 2 months agoIn every photo of ‘animals doing people things’ I could hear gwb’s ‘heh heh heh’ giggle
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