I hate this life. Why? Because I’m sick of it. All my so-called friends are full of shit
29 Reasons To Hate Your Life
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29 Reasons To Hate Your Life
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1. Because you are sick of it
2. Because you are being pressurized
stop pressurizing me. omg I hate my life. I'm leaving.
3. Because you missed a spot shaving
nothing makes me hate life more then, when i miss a spot shaving my legs . makes me want to cringe .
4. Because they wont stop betray you and give lesson of life
I learnt alot, pls stop betray me and keep give me the lesson of life. Fuckoff. You made me hate my life .
5. Because it is extreme shit just now
i actually hate my life. its extreme shit just now
6. Because no one is texting you
No one is texting me I hate my life.
7. Because you just watched the Twilight Series
Just finished watching the Twilight Series and now I hate my life.
8. Because you’ve been up since 7:30
i've been up since 7:30 i hate my liFE
9. Because you just hate everything
Hate my life, hate school, I just hate everything.
10. Because of the ugly weather
ugly weather, i hate my life right now.............
11. Because YOUR BROTHER FORGOT TO PAY YOU AGAIN
MY BROTHER FORGOT TO PAY ME AGAIN HATE LIFE
12. Because you ate a big bowl of ice cream at 12am
Nothing says "I'm sad and hate my life" more than a big bowl of ice cream at 12am.
13. Because you haven’t eaten a chicken mini yet
I hate my life until i eat a chicken mini
14. Because of almost every decision you have ever made
i hate myself for almost every decision in my life i have ever made. i'm shit. 100% SHIT
15. Because you can’t ever sleep in
I can't ever sleep inn....i hate my life
16. Because of your family
(Hey, Arino, if you are there and need to talk I am here to listen)
I hate my life. My family is shit and fuck em
17. Because hamsters chewed through your black dip hem dress
Hamsters chewed through my black dip hem dress hate my life hate my hamster
18. Because they haven’t called yet
just starting to hate my life ... why cant they call already?
19. Because your mom blames you for everything
We are 5 fuckin girls in our family and my mom blames me for EVERYTHING!urgh I HATE MY LIFE
20. Because you can’t even right now
I hate my life. I can't evennn right nooww
21. Because it’s the first day of school
#FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts I hate my life
22. Because you decided to wear a black coat, black shirt and black bra even though it’s 90 degrees outside
Black coat black shirt black bra 90degrees I hate my life
23. Because you fell out of your chair and broke your elbow
Broke my elbow last night because I fell out of a chair...hate my life
24. Because you just want some chocolate
I hate my life. I hate you. I hate me. I just want chocolate.
25. Because of stupid sneezing
Freak stupid sneezing urgh everything is stupid I hate my life
26. Because one of these kids has already tried to rip out your nose piercings
One of these fucking kids has already tried to rip out my nose piercings. I hate my life.
27. Because at certain points you seiously hate your life
At certain points i seiously hate my life
28. Because you didn’t actually meet sage kotsenburg
Just had a dream I met sage kotsenburg. I woke up at home in my bed. I hate my life.
29. And finally, Because pwede bang mamatay nalang para wala ng problema
I hate my life seryoso. Pwede bang mamatay nalang para wala ng problema
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captainjenneger 9 months agoI hate my life because even though I work like…a billion hours a week I can still barely afford to pay my rent or bills. BUT! and HOWEVER! I also recognize that there are a LOT of people who are a LOT worse off than I am so I don’t bitch about it on twitter. We’ve all got problems and you should be happy that yours are relatively minor.
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giantsockmonkey 9 months agoCrying from laughing! But why would they include #29? It’s not even funny in a shallow, sarcastic, or ironic way. It translates to “I hate my life, seriously. Can I just die so I wouldn’t have anymore problems?” Seriously Buzzfeed, you can’t just rely on Google translate. :|
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kingmonkey 10 months agoA Syrian: Fuckin’ regime forces brutally slaughtered my family last night in a midnight shelling of the city. What’s that? No one is texting you? Yeah, I guess that’s pretty bad, too…
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Davine S. 10 months agoWhenever people start a sentence with “There’s nothing worse than…”, my brain goes “OH REALLY?”. Like “OH REALLY? There’s NOTHING worse than when you know you have money in the bank, but you have to wait for a check to clear before you can spend it*?” I try not to groan out loud, though. “I hate my life” is a little bit more acceptable, because it’s subjective. But c’mon, people. Find 3 positive things to say for every one whiny thing, and you’ll be okay. *Actual conversation I overheard on a bus once.
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Danielle W. 10 months agowah wah wah. people today complain about the slightest disappointments. think about all the other people in this world with real problems. would you rather have their real issues or your trivial problems? I’m sure the people with real problems even have a better outlook on life than these people.
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prairiehunter 10 months ago#29 is quite cool - “…but I cannot die just for the problems.”
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Cates Holderness 10 months agowtf is wrong with #12? i love eating ice cream at midnight. it’s like the best thing ever.
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