18 Frightened Tweets About Approaching Peacocks

Good god these creatures are terrifying.

1.

Nan Weber @NanWeber

Peacocks on my roof.

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 21:37:28 +0000

Peacocks on my roof.-- Nan Weber

2.

jaquiekray_ @jaquiekray_

I saw two peacocks in my yard so I let my dog outside to kill them. #imasweetheart

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 18:52:13 +0000

I saw two peacocks in my yard so I let my dog outside to kill them. #imasweetheart-- jaquiekray_

3.

Cat Burgon @catburgon

Oh dear there are peacocks here save me please

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 14:57:00 +0000

Oh dear there are peacocks here save me please-- Cat Burgon

4.

Weird Fish @WeirdFishTweets

Rampaging wild peacocks terrifying residents have sparked 70 calls for help to a wildlife centre in Chiddingly,... http://t.co/dk0nLynz

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 12:59:10 +0000

Rampaging wild peacocks terrifying residents have sparked 70 calls for help to a wildlife centre in Chiddingly,... http://t.co/dk0nLynz-- Weird Fish

5.

ellie bellyyyy(: @EllieBryan21

I just saw two peacocks run through my grandmothers yard!!:D #awesome

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 17:13:41 +0000

I just saw two peacocks run through my grandmothers yard!!:D #awesome-- ellie bellyyyy(:

6.

NATALIE @natalietalevski

Now there's peacocks on my roof. Wtf is going on? http://t.co/ggCxIUUj

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 17:28:17 +0000

Now there's peacocks on my roof. Wtf is going on? http://t.co/ggCxIUUj-- NATALIE

7.

Jessi Sher @jessicajoysher

BABY PEACOCKS EVERYBODY #freakout http://t.co/DAEe8nDJ

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 16:36:34 +0000

BABY PEACOCKS EVERYBODY #freakout http://t.co/DAEe8nDJ-- Jessi Sher

8.

illaLAARH @lalaarh

.... Suddenly the peacocks decided to make noise. Creepy

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 19:36:07 +0000

.... Suddenly the peacocks decided to make noise. Creepy-- illaLAARH

9.

Mitch Hale @Mitchhale

Can peacocks fly? Like at all?

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 14:40:31 +0000

Can peacocks fly? Like at all?-- Mitch Hale

10.

Maiah lyn caron @Maiah_Caron4673

Holy flying peacocks

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:28:03 +0000

Holy flying peacocks-- Maiah lyn caron

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Party Andrew @PartyAndrew

Its also spread to some of the animals. I here we got vicious squirrels and peacocks chasing people around on bathsalts. dont ask me how

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 06:42:03 +0000

Its also spread to some of the animals. I here we got vicious squirrels and peacocks chasing people around on bathsalts. dont ask me how-- Party Andrew

12.

sadiq abdulkadir @legally_sane

Damn peacocks walking on my roof, Imma buy a hunting rifle.

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 23:27:28 +0000

Damn peacocks walking on my roof, Imma buy a hunting rifle.-- sadiq abdulkadir

13.

Rebecccccca @rebeccacorreiaa

When peacocks stock you during lunch 😢 #scary #africanlionsafariproblems

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 19:22:50 +0000

When peacocks stock you during lunch 😢 #scary #africanlionsafariproblems-- Rebecccccca

14.

Dione✌ @FlyingChickenz

Shit balls the peacocks I drew on my leg can't come off

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 11:37:54 +0000

Shit balls the peacocks I drew on my leg can't come off-- Dione✌

15.

Mariz @thatbitchmariz

@Omar_Zarazua is fucking terrified of tha peacocks when they cry at night 

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 10:04:11 +0000

@Omar_Zarazua is fucking terrified of tha peacocks when they cry at night -- Mariz

16.

tori garza @_TORi_DANiELLE

I'm deathly afraid of peacocks

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 09:47:17 +0000

I'm deathly afraid of peacocks-- tori garza

17.

Elliot lee @BIGMANEMPIRE

When did peacocks become cool?

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 21:30:13 +0000

When did peacocks become cool?-- Elliot lee

18.

Fábio Leonardo @figueiraFABIO

KEEP CALM AND RESPECT THE PEACOCKS.

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 18:45:41 +0000

KEEP CALM AND RESPECT THE PEACOCKS.-- Fábio Leonardo