1. I’m Too Sexy For My Fat
A few questions come to mind. One, how the F*ck did he squeeze himself into that box? Two, is he in the process of transforming into a giant Mer-man? Three who the F*ck took this picture?
2. The Tooth Fairy King
Legend has it that if you leave a tooth under your pillow this dude will come visit you in the night and eat both you and the tooth.
3. ‘This is Why I’m Fat’
Picture two beached whales humping each other on their honeymoon.
4. Another Reason Against War
He went to Iraq. Got injured. Came back with mental problems. And married a fat alien dude.
5. She Hulk
She’s hulked out but only her hand is green…
6. You’re Blocking My Vision
Now you know this B!tch is sitting on like 5 chairs right? This is Planet aka Gabourey Sidibe twin sister.
7. Pregnant Man
I’ve heard of a beer bellys, but damn! He looks like he drank a brewery!
8. Venom’s Evil Fat Brother
We Are Venom!
9. The Effects of Radiation
It’s a shame. These whales used to be human. Who says nuclear radiation isn’t dangerous?
10. Chick Magnet?!
Of course you’re a chick magnet. You have your own gravitational pull!
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