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5 CRASHES THAT ARE MORE FUN THAN A STOCK MARKET CRASH
Last week, the stock market crashed as the Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped over 1000 points in a matter of moments. Stock markets around the world blew up and money in people’s wallets spontaneously caught fire. Your credit card melted right there in your wallet. It was panic in the streets and my girlfriend shaved her head in preparation of the coming apocalypse.
