Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.

i don't know what internet-equivalent rock you've been hanging out under, but porn is pretty damn mainstream. as much as it can be anyway, i mean its not really something they could show in theaters…

malfoy totally sounds like mac from it's always sunny when he says the mozzarella sticks line

its moments like these that briefly give me hope that humanity might not be completely doomed. of course, this feeling passes quickly and i remember that we are definitely doomed, but its nice to have that short break.

why do the olsen twins never show their teeth? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?

I think we all know what this means. Bill Nye needs to make a comeback.