activities are #1

I am twelve.

Foo' can't even speak another language other than English.

You guys are feeding the troll.

Veganism: You're doin' it wrong!
(And for someone who is most unlike China, he sure consumed a lot of soy sauce.)

#4 Looks like my uncle Vinny.

As a Brooklynite, I can tell you that most of these Brooklyn hipsters are not native New Yorkers. They moved to NY after/during college for a more “authentic” experience, whatever that means.

There is no way that even the Chinese can collect enough used condoms to make hair ties. That is just how a ring of latex is formed, by rolling a tube.