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Posted on Oct 18, 2013

The Interactive Periodic Table Of Swearing By Modern Toss

The Periodic Table of Swearing by Modern Toss is now online - and interactive. An insult for every occasion. So click it, yeah? Based on a real swearing table designed by the Modern Toss team and created by Clay Interactive, the interactive online version allows you to explore a scientific array of obscenities - from 'Arseholes For Goalposts' all the way to 'Twat Pack' - voiced by some classy bloke who, for some reason, didn't want his name mentioned after we made him say "cock garage" a couple of hundred times. Also available as an app, a mug, a tea towel, a print and a poster.