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    Mid-Life Crisis In Seven Easy Steps!

    Let The Mid-Life Crisis Expert Show You How It's Done!

    I woke up one morning in April and realized I had just turned forty-eight. Forty-freaking-eight!!! Where did all those years go? A wife, three kids, a mortgage, car payments, credit card debt…what have I become? Whatever it was, I decided right then and there to become someone different...

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