2. “The escalation of this friendship is overwhelming.”
4. “All of my friends NEED to hear about this!”
All of my pre-school friends should expect a friend request and a direct message by the end of today.
5. “I should rewatch every show or movie that they’ve ever been on.”
6. “They value my opinion and want to hear more from my marvelous mind.”
8. “Why hasn’t she replied back yet?!!!!”
13. “It’s only a matter of time before their celebrity friends start following me too.”
15. “Was my talent just discovered?”
Could I be the next Justin Bieber…minus the douchiness?
16. “He only follows 50k people? That’s only 5% of how many people follow him.”
18. “Shit, the wrong Hemsworth is following me…”
20. “OH NO! WHAT DID I JUST TWEET?”
“Hey, thanks for the follow :).” ~GASP~ NOW SHE KNOWS I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS.
21. “There’s a chance it’s not their social media team tweeting on their behalf.”
22. “Is there room on my resume to include ‘Followed by Justin Timberlake’ under ‘Accomplishments’?”
- Tunisia's president declared a state of emergency a week after a deadly terror attack on a beach hotel.
- Some 150 migrants stranded in the French city of Calais stormed the Channel Tunnel in an attempt to make it to British territory.
- One person was killed and two others were seriously injured Friday when an air medical transport helicopter crashed in Colorado.