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    13 Things You Think Will Happen This New Year's Eve That Definitely Won't

    You think that you are going to have the most magical night ~*ever*~ ...

    1. Your friends are going to plan an awesome ski trip.

    2. This year's celebration isn't going to be overrated.

    3. Tickets to the club will be less than $100.

    4. Your feet won't hurt in your new heels.

    5. You are going to make it to the club on time for the one-hour open bar.

    6. You are going to be the only one in that sparkly Tobi dress.

    7. Your couple friends aren't going to be annoying.

    8. You are going to kiss someone beautiful at midnight.

    9. At least you will get a new profile picture out of this night.

    10. You are not going to drunk text your ex.

    11. You are not going to drunk eat.

    12. You are going to put your New Year's resolution to work the next morning.

    13. Uber prices won't surge higher than they did on Halloween.