1. Draco Malfoy
Should there be an “Amazing Harry Potter” reboot, Miley could easily step in.
2. Agyness Dean
Supermodel? More like Super interesting. More like Miley’s role of a lifetime (until her hair grows out).
Miley could play a mom, you guys. Her new hair is gonna bring her the mature roles she deserves.
Unfortunately, I think SNL’s Taran Killam got to her first: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPA3I7QeLE8.
5. Justin Bieber
She could play your boyfriend and never let you go.
7. Ellen Degeneres
And now, for the happiest role of her career.
8. Owen Wilson
He’s lived a full life. Just give this one a little bit of time, Miley. His hair’s a wee bit longer.
10. Joan Rivers
It takes a lot of money to look this good. Hopefully Miley will only stick to spending hers on haircuts.
13. Fred Jones
This image lays out the necessary wardrobe for Miley’s convenience.
14. Chynna Phillips
Someday somebody’s gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye to your hair. Was this your somebody, Miley?
15. Willam Belli
Pardon me while I rewatch “Chow Down (At Chick-Fil-A)” 600 more times… for research. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO-msplukrw)
16. Ashlee Simpson (1/3 of Simpson Clan Featured)
Miley could play every single famous Simpson singer ever. In one single movie. The new Eddie Miley!
17. Cody Simpson (2/3 of Simpson Clan Featured)
They’re not all related, are they?
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