“I met Beyonce at the O2, and at the Grammys. I was basically dribbling as she was talking to me. Then Jay-Z came over to talk to her but Beyonce was like: ‘I’m talking, not now’. He came closer and said: ‘Adele, can I just have one minute with my wife?’ I was like: ‘You know my name?’ Then I ran off onto a balcony and fell to my knees, crying.”
Gaga was later banished to polishing and changing Blue Ivy’s diamond-studded diaper for merely suggesting the thought.
The one instance in which Britta did not, in fact, “Britta” it.
When asked who she would be if she had to be someone else, the FLOTUS replied, “I’d be Beyoncé.”
In addition to being dancing and jogging mates, I propose these two consider being running mates. (Get it?!)
She is everything—hopefully not including the stuffing in Nicki’s derrière. Too far?
Stars are born. Beyonce was handed down straight from the Gods.
And THAT, Drake, is the REAL motto.
Congratulations on your life, Mr. Carter.
When a Legend says you’re a legend…you’re probably a legend.
KANYE IS NEVER WRONG. Except when he is. But today is not that day.
A day in the life of Emma Stone as Beyonce.
Can you imagine them singing “Happy Birthday” to one another? Try doing it without fainting.
I bet her cake, cake, cake helps a little, too.
To be fair, anyone who doesn’t lip sync impresses the other Queen B.
“And yet I never run into Beyonce!” Perhaps Chanandler Bong does.
“She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon)
Excuse me while I weep for the beauty that is humanity / this marriage.