Aziz Ansari Really Needs Someone To See “Looper” With

I, for one, accept his offer.

Aziz has fallen victim to some not-so-friendly bullying. Whatever shall he do?

JGL himself has some choice words for these so-called “FRIENDS.”

Aziz capitalizes on that JGL momentum and reaches out to everyone’s favorite well-dressed advice guru.

I HAVEN’T! I HAVEN’T!

And they say everyone’s worst critics are themselves.

REAL SMOOTH, DAVID CHO

Here we see Aziz craft an excellent backup strategy.

Lastly, we see Aziz enter his final stage of grief: asking Ray J for companionship.

And finally, if Aziz’s own tweets weren’t enough to sway you, let THIS testimonial be the final word.

Aziz, let me reiterate: I’m free ANY TIME. Let’s get some apps, Adam Sandlers and a little ‘zert and Do. This. Thing. How’s tomorrow night?

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