From Lupita Nyong'o's beautiful acceptance speech to Idina Menzel's (we don't really know what to call it) interesting introduction by John Travolta, we can always look to Twitter as a guiding light through the ridiculously long (and hilariously awkward) evening that is the Oscars.
On pre-Oscar optimism :
Good news is if @LeoDiCaprio sees his #oscar we only have 2 more weeks of winter! #Oscars2014
#Oscars #Blessed #blurry
On Jennifer Lawrence's presence:
Jennifer Lawrence was born in 1990 and has been nominated for an #Oscar 3 times already. I still live in my basement. #keepingitreal
Not sure if Jennifer Lawrence will win a second #Oscar tonight, but so far, she did trip for a second time. She still looks flawless.
On Jared Leto winning Best Supporting Actor:
.@JaredLeto Congratulations. And WITH RESPECT, is your mom single? I will be a #CoolDad.
Quote from my #Oscar party "He looks like beauuuuuuuutiful Disney Jesus."
On how Gravity won almost everything:
Gravity always wins. I know this because I took a physics class in 10th grade. #Oscar
Wait, why didn't Cuarón thank Sir Issac Newton? #Oscars #Oscars2014 #snubbed #gravity
Shocked to see Gravity win a special effects award. Thought it was actually filmed in space
In winning Best Picture, 12 Years A Slave is... defying Gravity. #avctv
On the selfie heard 'round the world:
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
Sorry, our bad. #Oscars
POOR LIZA. It's just not her night. #Oscars2014
On being kind of bored:
Huh. I changed wardrobe 5 times at the #SpiritAwards and people just kept eating their polenta. Oh well. #Oscars
This #Oscar telecast is so long, I just did a costume change.
Amy Adams is all of us.
On how Oscars Pizza Boy is everyone's new best friend:
wtf am i doing here
cool photo of Macklemore enjoying a slice of pizza at the #oscars
I wrote down the names of all the actors & actresses at the Oscars who said no to pizza and I will never see any of their films again.
And how JGL and Emma Watson are everyone's new favorite couple:
Yes, JGL and Emma Watson ARE achievements in visual effects. Gorgeous. #oscars
If JGL and Emma Watson banged on stage right now that would potentially cure cancer. #Oscars #HatsandTats
JGL and Emma Watson = Tumblr imploding with the speed of a white dwarf star #Oscars
And finally, on how the presenters (but mostly John Travolta) JUST couldn't read anything correctly:
Dear #Oscar Presenters, it's not improv. You have 3 sentences to learn. Work them out.
I hope Harrison Ford brings that same mix of disinterest and confusion he had at the Oscars to STAR WARS VII.
The weirdest #Oscars moment goes to : #JohnTravolta, for butchering #IdinaMenzel's name. Meet Adele Dazeem! http://t.co/c1Kcqdd3lA
THANK YOU, JORN TROMOLTO!
Despite the screw-ups, a magical night was had by all.
To me, there is nothing Elsa #Frozen #Oscar
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