Back in March, BuzzFeed interviewed Mathew Ramsey, the self-proclaimed “burger pervert” behind PornBurger. He vowed to create and photograph an over-the-top, foodgasm-inducing burger every week, and we’re happy to report that he’s still at it. Here are a few of our favorites. Warning: Don’t look if you’re hungry.
2. The Sookie Monster
Maybe the Sookie Monster can tell us what the hell-apeño was up with that True Blood series finale. AMIRITE?!
3. The Kaleesi
We prefer beet gratin to raw horse heart, too.
4. Bao-Ser’s Castle
The princess can wait. We’ll be in the corner, scarfing down a couple of these.
5. Hot Fuzz
Not eating this burger would be the pits. Get it? GET IT?!
6. I Can Haz Pop Tart
Uh, dude, you had us at Pop Tart.
7. Bill U Murray Me
If this burger blog thing doesn’t work out, Mathew might have a future naming OPI nail polish shades.
8. The Wake-n-Bacon
Caffeinated. Maple. Syrup.
9. Harissa Tomei
Unlike its namesake, this burger probably doesn’t get better with age. Eat it fast.
10. Melon Monroe
So many questions. What does a chicken-fried pig ear taste like? How does one compress a watermelon patty? What are gastriques, and does Gaston eat them? Nonetheless, we’d eat the crap out of this without a single answer.
11. So Kalbi Maybe
It’s official. Burger puns are our new favorite humor genre.
Ahhh. It goes down so smooth.
13. Horn Dog
Hey, that’s not a burger! Wait a minute – you battered it with what? Aww, we can’t stay mad at you.
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