Back in March, BuzzFeed interviewed Mathew Ramsey, the self-proclaimed “burger pervert” behind PornBurger. He vowed to create and photograph an over-the-top, foodgasm-inducing burger every week, and we’re happy to report that he’s still at it. Here are a few of our favorites. Warning: Don’t look if you’re hungry.
2. The Sookie Monster
Maybe the Sookie Monster can tell us what the hell-apeño was up with that True Blood series finale. AMIRITE?!
3. The Kaleesi
We prefer beet gratin to raw horse heart, too.
4. Bao-Ser’s Castle
The princess can wait. We’ll be in the corner, scarfing down a couple of these.
5. Hot Fuzz
Not eating this burger would be the pits. Get it? GET IT?!
6. I Can Haz Pop Tart
Uh, dude, you had us at Pop Tart.
7. Bill U Murray Me
If this burger blog thing doesn’t work out, Mathew might have a future naming OPI nail polish shades.
9. Harissa Tomei
Unlike its namesake, this burger probably doesn’t get better with age. Eat it fast.
10. Melon Monroe
So many questions. What does a chicken-fried pig ear taste like? How does one compress a watermelon patty? What are gastriques, and does Gaston eat them? Nonetheless, we’d eat the crap out of this without a single answer.
11. So Kalbi Maybe
It’s official. Burger puns are our new favorite humor genre.
13. Horn Dog
Hey, that’s not a burger! Wait a minute – you battered it with what? Aww, we can’t stay mad at you.