This Guy Spent Weeks Starting Each Tweet With One Word From Jay Z's "99 Problems"

    99 PROBLEMS BUT A TWEET AIN'T ONE!

    To celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the release of Jay Z's "99 Problems" earlier this year, Twitter user Jack (@sciencejayz) spent weeks starting each tweet with one word from "99 Problems."

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    He tweeted the lyrics backwards so that as you scroll down his Twitter reading the first word of each tweet, it will form the lyrics of the song.

    Here's the opening line: "If you having girl problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one":

    If you go to my profile the 1ST WORD to every tweet (not including handles) from this tweet onward forms the lyrics to Jay-Z’s 99 Problems.

    You’re all part of this. Thanks for playing. Stick around for the next subliminal tweeting experience at SCIENCEJAYZ ----- SO.

    Having accomplished this, I may now actually return to tweeting things that you guys care about, like ya know, memes and gifs (not likely)

    Girl, can you literally even right now? I know. It’s a stunning achievement.

    …Problems, so I have finally brought that to you.

    I am sure you can guess what song I chose, and I am sure that you always wanted to be able to view someone’s twitter and sing along to 99…

    Feel like singing along to Jay with me? Because you are currently viewing the home stretch to one of the most famous rap songs ever

    For the past month – approx. 37 days – I have again tweeted lyrics, but this time, it’s for the great man, Jay-Z

    You know though, I thought, you know who I love just as much? Jay-Z. That’s who I love as much. I am sciencejayz, after all.

    Son, one of my most proud Twitter moments in history was when I tweeted the lyrics to Genesis – Invisible Touch. I love Phil Collins.

    Got something I need to say to all 354 of you, specifically those who have been unwillingly involved in this project of mine.

    Problems with being the 5th wheel tonight: Zero because Mongolian food.

    @bridgeeet But I am actually so glad it's over. It's been a hell of a lot more taxing than the last time.

    A super calm and collected post-match conference with @SandoAFC after today's game (sorry guys snuck in one more sports tweet)

    Bitch was actually made ~~cool~~ by Jesse Pinkman and sometimes people call me Jesse Pinkman so now I am ~~cool~~bitch~~

    Ain't long now until my "Grand Plan" is revealed. @bridgeeet I hope you are around for this.

    One thing I am going to have to adapt to this week is having 5 days in a row of actual work.

    Here's how he recited the line "I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole / If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward":

    like is this an illness? why do I do this? (note: not family blocks but if you have some family blocks send em my way)

    fuck it's urgent someone help I ate 2 chocolate bars in ten minutes and I'm going for number 3 what do I do pls make it stop

    Critics largely panned Lightning Returns. As I wind it up now, I can say I admire the effort Squenix. More words on @PlayerAttack soon.

    @tobiashandke You would do well to invite me, "boyo"

    Can confirm I am at the local servo, buying more "snacks". This servo being built is the worst best thing that's ever happened.

    KISS CAM CUTENESS OVERLOAD DEAD GNITE Xxx http://t.co/bNC6QOaUoq

    @canorouss My version of being an adult, yes. My version of being an adult is basically all about being really clean but getting heaps fat.

    Whole load of washing done, so whole load of chocolate get around me.

    Asshole Red Ranger has no time for your stupid fucking rabbits http://t.co/pbcYTplm6X

    If you put One Winged Angel on any soundtrack anywhere, I am there. It's like my WWE entrance music.

    You can take the boy out of the Theatrhythm, but you can't take the Theatrhythm out of the boy.

    @clarky__ Don't mind a bit of the @SNF7 feature there do you fella?

    Like this disease! ---- http://t.co/OZ3ZQMUE2S

    My neighbour's cat is probably eating itself.

    Lyrics to my saturday night: "I just ate bacon, I just ate eggs, For Iced Coffee my heart now begs, Have I fed the neighbours cat? Shit No"

    You know when you see an item of food on the internet and you dont need it at all because its really bad for you but man you want it so bad

    Can I get those shirts anywhere though? I think I can pull that off.

    Press conference Russell Westbrook is the best Russell Westbrook http://t.co/aDFsZlllZb

    Fast little run down to the OTR for a cheeky milk I reckon, and then I'll finish these writings or whatever

    Forward line for the Dockers operating at full strength tonight....

    And the lead in to the chorus again:

    @tobiashandke I didn't realise that we were talking about audience size? Oh, we weren't. Well that's embarrassing (for you)

    Got to be kidding me "@alicemonfries: Excitement and crowds building ahead of the Royal visit to #Adelaide "

    @REALRocketman 99 to 04 you had your run. So it's about time you went through extended period of rebuilding.

    @omallz Problems with the tribunal rather than with the bump. If Dougie gets two for that. Glass gets two for his. Not the case though.

    @REALRocketman But you have me now Rockets, you have me now!

    A bit disappointing Dougie gets rubbed out for 2 games, and Glass only gets 1 for almost killing Chad Wingard.

    Ain't up for debate: Conan is better than Letterman

    @Mythamphetamine ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU ALEPH, JUST ONE MORE QUESTIONING MY ABILITIES AND I SWEAR ILL probably just go buy more.

    @katyand Hit/10. City of Angels was actually quite good too. Makes me feel great to this day especially because https://t.co/pDDwTgaKFZ

    Me: "Oh there's 6 Caramello Koalas left, better have 3 now and 3 tomorrow Me, 2 hours later: "Time to go buy some more Caramello Koalas"

    There's even a sneaky announcement that you're headed into the chorus:

    "Chorus of Angels" by Haste The Day used to be something I listened to and now it makes me feel really weird and yuck. WHYYYYYYYYYYY

    And although the lyrics contain the line "99 problems but a bitch ain't one," repeatedly, each tweet is only used once. Here's the chorus line, one more time.

    @canorouss 99 percent possibility that I will tell them to go there (and I don't even know where there is. I am not hip.)

    Problems with incorrect spelling on Twitter is ol' mate @mbaddams pulls me up on it like I am a bloody year 3 student

    @canorouss but really? Sugar. Is that place kicking on a wednesday? I want them to have a good time!

    A breaking bad GIF was meant to be in the last tweet. Whatever. Also, it is emasculated, not immasculated. http://t.co/LX6DCChgXa

    @mbaddams Ain't gonna lie - I was worried I had spelled that completely wrong. I am glad you constantly educate me when no one else will.

    One good GIF deserves another http://t.co/GA4ARfOw1S

    You can read the full lyrics here, and follow @sciencejayz for more twitter easter eggs!