1. When you're three weeks into the semester and everything has fallen apart.
2. When you have an assignment due but your friend talks you into going to a party for "just one drink".
3. When you're at a party stuck talking to a mutual acquaintance who you have literally no time for.
4. When your friend hooks up with someone who is categorically wrong for them and you have to remind them to love themselves.
5. When you accidentally partied all weekend and then remember on Sunday evening that you have to give a presentation on the next morning.
6. When you stay up all night preparing your presentation, while hungover, rest your eyes for "just a minute", rush to the bus stop, only to see that you missed the bus by 30 seconds.
7. When you hooked up with the biggest crush of your life on the weekend.
8. When you don't know the answer but your tutor calls on someone else.
9. When you need to talk to your tutor but she leaves the room the second class is out.
10. When your pile of weekly readings is taller than Jack's beanstalk.
11. When the amount of work you have left yourself greatly exceeds the number of hours you have before you hit a deadline.
12. When you have five major assignments due in as many days and you're functioning on coffee and willpower.
13. When you hand in an assignment three minutes before a deadline and decide to reward yourself even though your brain and emotions are fried.
14. When you fail an assignment worth 60% of your grade and it's all over.
15. Two words: group work.
16. And when your group wants to commemorate this experience for the 'gram.
17. When you walk into exam and immediately forget everything you've learned all semester.
18. When you know you need to get your academic shit together and start seriously worrying about your future.
19. And when you pass an assignment with flying colours and you just want to celebrate.
