14 Ways To Annoy Your Friend Who Loves Reality TV

"It's all scripted anyway." LITERALLY STOP.

1. Compare reality TV to scripted TV.

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That's like comparing lions and tigers. They are completely different animals, and you are silly.

2. Tell them reality TV is dumb (especially if you've never seen it).

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Judging something you haven't seen based on preconceptions? You're dumb. BYE.

3. Tell them you only watch "high brow" TV.

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"Oh you dooooooo?"

4. Better yet, tell them you don't even really watch TV.

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"Do you want a medal?"

5. Tell them it's scripted.

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For the most part, we know. It's not important.

6. Claim that reality TV is "killing the medium".

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Then why is the quality of your precious scripted television is better than ever?

7. Tell them you don't know who Andy is.

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How dare you. Andy is basically the king of reality TV.

8. Tell them the Kardashians aren't a pop culture force to be reckoned with.

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Take your ignorant, outdated opinions and GTFO please.

9. Pretend like Real Housewives doesn't provide the best GIFs on all the internet.

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LITERALLY you could not be more wrong.

10. Tell them that shows like Teen Mom and Jersey Shore "reward bad behaviour".

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I can't.

11. Deny that there's any educational value in reality TV.

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NOPE.

12. Use the phrase "guilty pleasure".

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The phrase "guilty pleasure" is bullshit because it implies that you should be ashamed of the things you like. Own your love for reality TV!

13. Use the phrase "famous for nothing".

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Nothing except filming long hours, revealing all kinds of personal information about themselves, and working on 50 side projects. Yeah, nothing.

14. Tell them you don't have any respect for reality stars.

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Literally that is just rude.