19 Stages You Go Through When You Discover Your First Grey Hair

    WHAT ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY HEAD?

    1. You suffer the initial shock.

    2. Suddenly you are in complete and utter disbelief of the fact that there is a GREY. HAIR. ATTACHED. TO. YOUR. HEAD.

    3. Immediately, you begin to deny the truth.

    4. You dye the evidence away.

    5. But eventually, dyeing your hair constantly is too much work.

    6. You realise you can't actually afford to have your hair dyed professionally all the time.

    7. And the home brand dyes you can afford are destroying the rest of your hair for life.

    8. You become angry.

    9. You angrily recall all of the people who have stressed you out in your lifetime.

    10. You suddenly recall every fight you ever had with your sister.

    11. That time your mum didn't just back off and let you live your life.

    12. That time you had too many secrets and A stalked and tried to murder you and your friends.

    13. You begin thinking of all the ways you could've prevented this.

    14. "Maybe if I'd done yoga!" you think to yourself tearfully.

    15. Maybe if you'd tried harder to get eight hours of sleep a night.

    16. Maybe if this GIF wasn't an accurate representation of every time you came home in your early twenties:

    17. You realise that you can't change the past.

    18. You decide to face this new chapter of your life head on.

    19. ... And once you do, you realise it's really not such a big deal.