1. So you're having a great day, just chilling online, scrolling through Twitter...
2. ...and then you see it. Drake just dropped a new mixtape.
WHY THE FUCK AM I IN LINE FOR 50 SHADES WHEN DRAKE JUST DROPPED HIS ALBUM
3. Drake right now:
4. Your thumbs can't move fast enough. You open the iTunes store, scrambling to type the words in.
5. But alas, there are no new search results!
6. Meanwhile, your American friends are all:
is this a ginuwine sample on "madonna"? #ifyourereadingthisitstoolate
this flow on "know yourself" is gonna make me break my neck #ifyourereadingthisitstoolate
my ex said "where you movin?" i said "on to better things" LOL #ifyourereadingthisitstoolate
7. And you're just sitting in your country, watching it all happen, right before your eyes:
8. "It has to be SOMEWHERE online!" you think to yourself, throwing yourself into the deep end of the internet, where all the most questionable links are.
9. SUCCESS! You find a link, and it works!
10. You begin listening to it immediately, and it is MIND BLOWING.
11. And then, before you even realise what you had, it's gone. Vanished. Without a trace.
12. You're left with no options, watching the tweets roll in. Waiting.
13. And it is the worst.
Thanks, Drake. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
