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Tony Romo Breaks Up With Jessica Simpson On the Eve of Her 29th Birthday!
This is a little cold. Tony Romo dumped Jessica the day before her birthday. Of course, he didn’t go all the way with his viciousness because he could have dumped her ON her birthday in the middle of her Barbie and Ken themed party (this isn’t a joke, she was really planning this)
