Goalie Moonlights As Erotic Model

Meet Stuart Tomlinson: A professional goalkeeper who also sheds his clothes as an aspiring “erotic model.”

During the day, Stuart Tomlinson is a goalkeeper for Burton Albion Football Club, a fourth-tier English team.

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When he’s not on the field, he’s an aspiring fitness model.

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But also takes on “erotic assignments.”

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Where he goes by the alias “Rupert Paddington Gomez.”

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And flexes “his oiled-up muscles while wearing the tiniest budgie smugglers known to man.”

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His modeling profile says he’s willing to pose nude.

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As these photos clearly suggest.

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So I say forget the soccer-playing altogether.

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And do the “erotic” modeling thing full time.

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