During the day, Stuart Tomlinson is a goalkeeper for Burton Albion Football Club, a fourth-tier English team.
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When he’s not on the field, he’s an aspiring fitness model.
Where he goes by the alias “Rupert Paddington Gomez.”
So I say forget the soccer-playing altogether.
(Eww, clothes. Take them off.) Pete Norton / Getty Images
And do the “erotic” modeling thing full time.
(Less clothes, that’s better.) blogger.com