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Anna Kendrick’s Surprisingly Funny Twitter Account

If you aren’t following the Oscar nominated actress and star of Pitch Perfect, then you are missing out.

1.

If I could make one wish for the world it would be that “door close” buttons in elevators were actually functional. #ThenWorldPeaceIGuess— Anna Kendrick

2.

An outbreak of syphilis in the porn community has halted production nationwide? What the hell am I going to watch for the next week?— Anna Kendrick

4.

I literally had to imagine I had a penis to get through it.— Anna Kendrick

5.

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes “say masturbate, it’ll be hilarious”— Anna Kendrick

6.

Am I the only one who always wanted to give Trix to the rabbit?

— AnnaKendrick47 (@Anna Kendrick)

Am I the only one who always wanted to give Trix to the rabbit?— Anna Kendrick

8.

Tried to feed a seagull yesterday. I thought if I played it cool it would eat out of my hand. Also, I am dumb sometimes http://t.co/bQEsW2rk

— AnnaKendrick47 (@Anna Kendrick)

Tried to feed a seagull yesterday. I thought if I played it cool it would eat out of my hand. Also, I am dumb sometimes http://t.co/bQEsW2rk— Anna Kendrick

9.

There r few things in this world as perversely satisfying as popping zits, but Ive thought of one. Ripping off false lashes, amirite ladies?

— AnnaKendrick47 (@Anna Kendrick)

There r few things in this world as perversely satisfying as popping zits, but Ive thought of one. Ripping off false lashes, amirite ladies?— Anna Kendrick

11.

Nobody gets me.

— AnnaKendrick47 (@Anna Kendrick)

Nobody gets me.— Anna Kendrick

12.

The phrase "Craigslist Killer" is trending... is this about a movie? Or my old roommate?

— AnnaKendrick47 (@Anna Kendrick)

The phrase “Craigslist Killer” is trending… is this about a movie? Or my old roommate?— Anna Kendrick

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