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25 Ridiculous “Sexy Santa” Stock Photos

These guys are spicing up your holidays with apples, giant candy canes and nipple twisting.

1. “Oh, look it’s my junk!”

2. “He’s got a big candy cane”

3. “Fuzzy Santa”

4. “This lord’s a-leaping”

5. “Bodybuilding Santa”

6. “Hay, hay, hay”

7. “Peekaboo”

8. “He’s too big to fit underneath your tree”

9. “He’s ready for his cork to pop”

10. “Santa Flasher”

11. “Oh these oven mitts feel funny on my junk!”

12. “Bronzen Santa”

13. “Nipple twister”

14. “He’s down on his knees for you”

15. “He wants you for Christmas”

16. “He’s the top gift”

17. “Clean-shaven Claus”

18. “He’s covered in powder cause he’s so excited”

19. “Come and lick his lollipop”

20. “Cool Santa”

21. “He’s got a big (Adam’s) apple”

22. “Got milk?”

23. “Eyes up here…”

24. “He has a soft spot for you”

25. “Santa Derp”

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